Friday, April 27, 2007

Interesting Quotes from Spam

Got these all in one email this afternoon:
Do everything as in the eye of another.

A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.

I believe in grumbling it is the politest form of fighting known.

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

The proper study of mankind is woman.

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure.

Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead.

Men are born to succeed, not to fail.

The glory of Christianity is to conquer by forgiveness.

Save a thief from the gallows and he will cut your throat.

While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die.

4 comments:

  1. Maybe you're supposed to read like every 5th letter.

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  2. I think the second one should have the word "generally" changed to "too often".

    The third one is just plain funny! Talk about a new way of looking at something!! :-) Ha!

    BTW - I tried that every 5th letter thing - doesn't work. ...First I laughed - then I was curious. :-] I'm hopeless.

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  3. I like the one about consistency.

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  4. I have always treasured Emerson's "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds", but I admit that I have treasured it with a certain sheepishness. Could it be true?

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